Friday, December 18, 2009


I am totally off to the ocean and this will probably be my last post till the new year.
Here's wishing you all a flippen awesome Jolly Jolly Ho Ho! Be safe, there's all the time in the world.
Peace & Love

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dom P

Nooooo ways! Loook what Chams and I just had like 5 sips each of! Fook me, I lie not when I say I am high. And, and at work, nogal!

Thank you Mr. Owner of a Private Jet. Sooper Dooper Nice of a-you-hooo!


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

jeeez lousie. shit be crazy

Holy Mother of Pearl look at my desk. Look at the mayhem. T minus 2.5 days till I am officially on leave and the universe decides I should be the busiest person on planet earth. So please do excuse me if I don't post for a while. It's just that I really want to leave with a clear head and nothing to worry about.

On a flippen sweeter note, one of our clients came in and played Santa this morning, delivering these beautiful chocolate boxes. And when I say beautiful, I flippen mean BEAUUUUUTIFUL.
I wanna wait till I get home to open it otherwise I will eat everything inside but from what I can see there's a slab of Lindt pistachio, Ferrero Rondnoir, Ferrero Rocher, Forest Faries hand mad coffee & almond nougat, nuts and other little Lindt red balls all in a sweet little box.


I really ♥ chocolate and I really, really ♥ boxes!

Friday, December 11, 2009

sad : (

My beautiful CoCo LoCo had an epileptic fit last night.
My ♥ = sad...



picture via: tiller's deviant art profile


1. generous in forgiving an insult or injury; free from petty resentfulness or vindictiveness: to be magnanimous toward one's enemies.
2. high-minded; noble: a just and magnanimous ruler.
3. proceeding from or revealing generosity or nobility of mind, character, etc.: a magnanimous gesture of forgiveness.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

all I want for christmas

are these CLUBMasters

decisions decisions

I am trying to decide if I should make my own Christmas cards or buy them?

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Oh the Jolly Jolly please can I have these...

Everyone is doing a wish list, so here is mine.

1. Upholstery tools
2. Windsor and Newton Watercolour
3. Prismacolour Colored pencils
4. Pilot Hi-tec C Pens
5. Faber Castel Pitt Artist Pens
6. Watercolour Paint Brushes

7. Sweer Cherry Blossom Bird Pouch - missbaah Etsy
8. Deer Valley in Auqua & Brown Tampon clutch – BitsOHoneyDesigns Etsy
9. Dutch Kalaidescope Wallet – BitsOHneyDesigns Etsy
10. GOTHENBURG Robin Messenger, Everyday Purse – ikabags Etsy
11. Secret Garden, Painted Fabric Journal – Kreativlink Etsy
12. Beach Blanket Bingo Suit –
13. Amazon Kindle

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

sunday sky

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."
James Dent
I snapped this bad boy on our way home from Gazza's parents on Sunday afternoon.
BeeeeUUUdiful! I thought the quote was pretty classic, "broken lawn mower", giggle giggle!

Monday, December 7, 2009


"What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day."

George Bernard Shaw,
Pygmalion, Act 2Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)

Ride 'em cowboys & girls! YEEE-HAAA

Joh, joh, joh, johhhh! We had the most fun this weekend I tell you. It was Gary & Mel’s birthday surprise! I planned for us all (Craig, Mel, Gaz, Kyle & I) to go on an early morning western style ride on the beautiful Northern Farm through SA Trails. FLIPPEN AMAZO!

On Saturday we woke up super early and waited for Craig & Mel to arrive (they almost got arrested on the way to our house for speeding but got of with a R200 bribe, phew – thanks bob for corrupt policeman hey?). Then we all piled into Craig’s car and set off for the Northern Farm.

Doc & Kati - Our Trail Leaders

We arrived and met Kati, one of the trail leaders, who swept us all off for an introduction into Western riding. After that we all set off on truly THE most breath taking ride I have ever been on.

I rode form the age 11 to 17, so a good six years and I have never been on ride that was so flippen beautiful. The Northern Farm is a nature reserve and as soon as you enter you know why. Beautiful huge trees, never ending green field, trickling streams, foliage covered dams with happy little duck families diving under the water and bubbling rivers! WOW!

Mel took me to the Voortrekker Monument last year as my Christmas present and she flippen loved every minute of it. Gaz has been bugging me for some time now and so I just decided it was time and boy did we have a jol. DO NOT ask how the hell I convinced Craig but he came and by the end of the ride he really was a regular old cowboy even singing cowboy songs.

Kyle had a superb time and is gonna come with Mel and I every month. But then Ky is my brother and also grew up riding horse.

Gaz thoroughly enjoy himself except he got a stubborn horse and you must know because that’s where the saying comes from, “As stubborn as a horse”, but non the less he had a super time and will definitely do it again.

Mel, just like last time, could not get enough. She is an animal lover like me and loves it through and through.

Heed this warning: HORSE RIDING = EXTREME BODLY PAIN for at least two days after. You really use muscles you never even knew you possessed.

I am super chuffed and am definitely going to go at least once a month until I can afford to bait a horse. Kati (the trail leader) said that once I get the hang of western riding (which is very different from English style and takes a quite a bit to get used to) I can become a trail leader to. Hells yeah is what I say. Dam, imagine getting paid for something you are so truly befok about!

And would you believe we didn’t get one photo of us on the horses! Can you say stuuupard?

Once we were done and had looked through the visitors book and signed it, we said our farewells to Kati and Doc, our trail leaders, and set off for the home of the chicken pie for the BEST chicken pies & lemon meringue under the African sky.

We gorged ourselves and just lay outside under the tree relaxing our tired and sore bodies. Mel and I fished out my bottle of bubbles and took some cool pic’s while chilling and later we had a braai and watched the Brothers Bloom and fell asleep.

Us chilling after our uber adventure.

Yesterday Gaz & went to his parents for a braai and I sunburnt the top part of my legs so bad. So so bad, so so so bad. But please don’t pity me. I am a flippen a-hole because I know what my skin is like and I didn’t put sun block on.

So today I am in so much pain. My entire body feels like on big funny bone and the skin on my legs feels like is going to snap because its soooo tight and HOT!

All in all, it was uber super cool!

How was everyone else naweek???

Friday, December 4, 2009


WORD to Friday! YAY!

Today's "WORD" shall be:

ve⋅he⋅mence [vee-uh-muhns]
1. the quality of being vehement; ardor; fervor.
2. vigorous impetuosity; fury: the vehemence of his attack.

Also, ve⋅he⋅men⋅cy.

Origin: 1520–30; < style="FONT-VARIANT: small-caps" href="">vehement, -ence
Synonyms:1. eagerness, verve, zeal, enthusiasm, fervency. 2. passion.
Antonyms:1, 2. apathy.

ve·he·ment ('ə-mənt)
1. Characterized by forcefulness of expression or intensity of emotion or conviction; fervid: a vehement denial. See Synonyms at intense.
2. Marked by or full of vigor or energy; strong: a vehement storm.

I read "vehemence" this morning in the book I am currently re-reading, "Bad Behaviour" by Sheila O'Flanagan. I liked it and didn't quite know what it meant.

The photo is one Gary's selfportraits. Thanks Nu!

HAPPY FRIDAY everyone. Have a super weekend. I know I will, it's Gaz & Mel's birthday surprise tomorrow! ooooo. Tune in on Monday for that post.


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

so i can read at night

A joint effort by my moms and me. Although she did most of the hard work - making the actual lamp bases from scratch. I did the little paintings. They are my new bedroom lamps. I love how they are so imperfect, odd but the same. Beautiful.

I'm gonna give them huge black lamp shades. I will post a picture when they are all together and sitting nicely next to my bed.

Thanks beautiful MOM!

Happy Birthday to Ya

there's a big machine in the sky...

This Moment
"Breathe. Let go.
And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure."
- Oprah Winfrey -

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Lola ♥ u all!

to watch a sweet video of Lola the Russian Stripper AKA Flow

pretty patterns on her eyes and lips

I believe that we don't just have one soul mate. No. I believe we have many and they come in many shapes an sizes. Mel is one of my few soul mates. Our souls need each other. We will be forever friends. FOREVER!

Happy Birthday for tomorrow my Super-Zealous friend. I hope you have a superb year filled with loads of laughter, sunshine & all your dreams coming true. I love you tremendously.

Sorry the post is today but I couldn't hold out any longer. After all I have kept my mouth thoroughly shut about Saturday, have I not? I think I can allow myself this premature post.

A bit of an explanation behind this creation:
I wanted to do an illustration of this photo from my birthday of Mel for her birthday but alas I don't have any drawing paper left. I decided to do it on my pc. It turned out super cool. There is a plus side to digital and that definitely is patterns. Flip, I ♥ patterns so much. I could go crazy. I am now teaching myself to design my own seamless patterns. They are all pretty basic (as seen above) but you gotta start somewhere, yeah? See here & here & here for others - I have to say my fav so far is the cherry's.

Anyway, best wishes my beautiful friend, I hope you are super excited for Saturday!


Monday, November 30, 2009

why don't you come down to the woods today...

For my beloveds day of birth celebrations we went to Cat Pyjamas for nachos and then off to the woods to stomp holes into the floor to an awesome amount of Drum n Brass. It's good for you soul.

We took Lucy along. I am excited to see what fruits she'll bear us? We use 28mm film, so we'll get the teeth at the top and bottom of the photo's. Should be most awesome.

Ok, mean but funny story. We have a friend name Mark who is prematurely balled. Stefan (the middle photo below) pointed to the rabbit (first picture above) and said, "Look there's Marks hair!". Baaahahahahahaha. I almost wet myself.

The photo on the far right is us all chilling in the back of some unknown dude or dudets bakkie. Nice!
I LOVE the first photo. Kyle looking all unknowing & me all "OH the SHOCK-HORROR!"

Stef, Mel & Kyle all broken and ready to leave.

Friday, November 27, 2009


WORD to the love of my life, my best friend and partner in crime.

Today's post and "WORD" is totally dedicated to you my beautiful in the face! It's your birthday tomorrow. YAY. I am so excited. I love birthdays.
The "WORD" for today shall be:

1. a frequent and attentive male companion.
2. a male escort for a girl or woman.
3. a dandy; fop.

verb (used with object)
4. to escort (a girl or woman), as to a social gathering.

Ok, so I know everyone knows what the "WORD" means but there weren't many pickings to chose from and I love the old schoolness of "beau". You never hear it anymore. It's totally romantic just like you.
I love you dearly and wish you the best for the year ahead. Like you always say, I'll be standing behind you rolling my eyes, eeehehe! No seriously I am truly, madly, deeply honoured to be apart of your amazing adventure.
Me xoxo

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

looking through the looking lense

So we have run out of film for Miss Lucy Luce. Shame, shame. Not really!
Gaz being so uber creative just take photo's with the digital looking through pretty Lucy's view finders. Clever fella he is.

Here's one of my sweety Sweetpea.

Friday, November 20, 2009


WORD to Edward & Bella, the Quileute wolves, Charlie & the rest of the Cullens.

Today is the flippen day my friends. OH YES IT IS! Aha aha aha aha. Shananana. Dun dun nana nana!

The "WORD" for today shall be:

–verb (used with object), -voked, -vok⋅ing.

to call together; summon to meet or assemble.

I feel it’s rather fitting. All us Twihards will convoke to night at the NuMetro cinema in Monte Casino at midnight to watch the epic second installment of Stephenie Meyers "Twilight Saga", "New Moon"

I am so unbelievably excited!

I do hope everyone has a fabulous weekend. And if this weather persists, I wish for you two long rainy days filled with loads of snuggles, DVD’s & yummy nummy things too eat!

la Mer, Flow & lalala adventures


Thursday, November 19, 2009

My Littel Pony & Friends

Your presence is so required in the early morning of December 5th
Be at my house at 7.15 am SHARP!
the Craigers will bring you.
Ask no questions you shall be told no lies...
xo Jess

Monday, November 16, 2009


This is my latest. No, I lie, I have an owl & a Love Tree at home and they are my latest but I haven't got good photo's of them yet. But this one was draw from JK Rowling's, "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" it's called "Babbity Rabbity & her Cackling Stump". Way awesome. I have since added a really pretty boarder made from vintage floral wrapping paper. It looks amazo!

This is a classic Jessica. I love twerlies and the word "Love" especially the "L"

These two I have blogged about before but decided to post them now because I framed them.
I gave "The Doodle Tree" to my friend Tracey for her birthday, I also did the tree on a pair of shoes which you view here. "Ella" was draw for my goddaughter Hannah Maye. She lives in Namibia and I still haven't got round to posting her. Sorry babe!

Friday, November 13, 2009

To Write Love on Her Arms day

I love the love and in total support of “To Write Love on Her Arms day” write love on your arm to spread the word. Everyone must be happy not sad. Go here and support this totally lovely cause!
oooo Look. My friend Chammy has a heart shaped birthmark. She supports "To Write Love on Her Arms day" everyday. She should be their mascot! I outlined it and did some twillies! Yay for Chammers!

he ♥'s me. he really, really does!


In honor of my bestest-estest Mel this weeks WORD shall be:

Which as it turns out does not exist in the dictionary. The closest I could find was "Zealous"
1. full of, characterized by, or due to zeal; ardently active, devoted, or diligent.
2. filled with or inspired by intense enthusiasm or zeal; ardent; fervent
Origin: 1520–30; < style="FONT-VARIANT: small-caps">
Related forms:
zeal⋅ous⋅ly, adverb
zeal⋅ous⋅ness, noun
Synonyms:enthusiastic, eager, fervid, fervent, intense, passionate, warm.
This word totally sums my hyperactive & superbly clever friend up. It's TRUE! Mel you are SUPE-ZEALOUS!

moody marshmallows

happy little marshmallows

come with the fury
just deliciousthe anger
the whimsical

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I am a great ball of flippen emotion

I know I said I was totally working on a post but honestly since I left it that night I just haven't got back to it.

Today I am one huge ball of emotional emotion. I haven't the foggiest why. One minute I have butterflies to rival eagles in my tummy the next I just wanna cry then I get lank peeved for absolutely no reason. I tell you it is strange.

So my mom has this site she follows that measures a persons biorhythms. Apparently even doctors will use these charts when operating on patients to make sure they are in peak mental health. I dunno how true that is.

So here are my biorhythms for the past & future two weeks as well as the present:


Our biorhythm charts depict a range of days centered on the target day. The numbers -14, -7, +7, and +14 across the top mark dates ranging from the past to the future. The numbers from +100% (maximum) to -100% (minimum) indicate where the rhythms are on a particular day. In general, a rhythm at 0% is thought to have no real impact on your life, whereas a rhythm at +100% (a high) would give you an edge in that area, and a rhythm at -100% (a low) would make life more difficult in that area. There is no particular meaning to a day on which your rhythms are all high or all low, except the obvious benefits or hindrances that these rare extremes are thought to have on your life.

The three primary biorhythm cycles are:
Emotional: This cycle tracks the stability and positive energy of your psyche and outlook on life, as well as your capacity to empathize with and build rapport with other people.
Intellectual: This cycle tracks your verbal, mathematical, symbolic, and creative abilities, as well as your capacity to apply reason and analysis to the world around you.
Physical: This cycle tracks your strength, health, and raw physical vitality.

The three secondary cycles that derive from the primaries are:
Mastery: This is the composite of the Intellectual and Physical cycles. Mastery encompasses your ability to succeed at tasks and to obtain what you desire. This cycle also tracks athletic ability and the focus required to learn physical skills.
Passion: This is the composite of the Physical and Emotional cycles. Passion encompasses your motivation to act, and the drive that allows you to continue a difficult pursuit. This cycle also tracks sexuality in its purest form.
Wisdom: This is the composite of the Emotional and Intellectual cycles. Wisdom encompasses your understanding of the world, your role in it, and the things that are truly important to your life. This cycle also tracks the presence of mind that you need to make crucial decisions.

Click here for the Biorhythm site.

It's so accurate.

Peace & Love